It worked on HLRP, so it may help here:

Psalm Of Irrelevant Rebirth

"GODSBLOOD!" shouted Archbishop Wimple, dropping his Sacred Hammer of Softening onto a shell-shocked tortoise. "Thou shouldst not sneak upon me, gentle friend, for thou shalt recieve the blessing of Arkay!"
"Feck off," Replied the tortoise, returning to it's tenuous championship Su Duko match against a terrapin. Suddenly, Colonel Justice burst through the door, a glowing orb within his grasp.
"I have found the unfindable!", he shouted "The Orb of No Major Significance!"
"Mara preserve us...." Archbishop Wimple ghasped, inhaling a fly by accident "Could it be?"
"Aye," Colonel Justice replied, carefully placing the orb upon the Altar of Disbelief, which promptly turned into an enchanted table-leg and hurled the Orb at Death.
"This is an affront to all that is affordable!" cried Death, welding his bones back together. "How dare thee! Hast thou no monies?"
"Thou art righteous in thy unpredictable mood swings, dear friend," Archbishop Wimple intoned, nervously glancing at the woodlouse which was attempting to steal his magic beads. "But thou shouldst practice discretion when beating beggars in the street."
"Very well, kind sage," Death replied, "I shalt instead pray for the Spear of Inconvenient Beheading to be cast down upon them. Upon its shaft be written 'No I haven't got 20p, nob'ead'"

And thus it was done. The orb imploded in a scenario, the transpiration of which was entirely coincidental with the vernal equinox, and Death went on his merry way. Many beggars died, their protests for spare change met with falling spears with profanity upon their shafts.

In that way, the world was reborn, and people ran from their houses, throwing buckets of luke-warm hamster flem on their cats to implore the blessings of Zenithar.

Let us pray to the Unholy Door that this works!!

... What the... Its like Terry Pratchett went insane....